Cottage Pie

Cottage Pie is an internationalist and economist with a PhD in public policy from UMBC and undergraduate from the University of Maryland. He doesn’t believe in any conspiracy theory he’s not a part of.


Mince Pie

Mince Pie is a Brit with a degree in History from Oxford University. He, like Pie Face, has taken an interest in Dictators ever since they started “studying” for their tutorials on the Third Reich by watching Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.  Nazis, he hates those guys.


Sweet Potato Pie

Sweet Potato Pie is the chief Memeographer here at Apple Pie Politics, and he is fighting the man with memes.  He has a B.A. from SUNY Old Westbury in being a damned funny New Yorker.


Cherry Pie a.k.a. Schwitey

Cherry Pie is Apple Pie Politics’s resident cartoonist, and she aims to poke the Trumpenbear with the power of art. She has been working as an Art Director for over a decade and has a degree in fine art from the University of Delaware.


Steak and Ale Pie

Steak and Ale Pie is intimidatingly overeducated, but is a nice chap all the same. He holds a degree in Biology from Oxford University, a Ph.D. in cell biology from University College London, and a medical degree from Bart’s and the London School of Medicine and Dentistry. He is a gastroenterologist with 5 years of experience in the British National Health Service.


Rhubarb Pie

Rhubarb Pie is a freelance editor with a degree in Human Sciences from Oxford University. She lives in Leeds, England with her partner and two beautiful children, and has excellent taste in gin.


Maple Pie

Maple Pie has a degree in English Language and Literature from the Heinrich Heine University in Duesseldorf, by way of McGill University in Montreal. A native Montrealer, she has lived in Germany for more than 40 years and made the foolish choice, some 19 years ago, to let Pie Face spend a year with her family. She is extremely tolerant.


Pomme Tarte

Pomme Tarte has a BA in French Language and Literature from Smith College. On her junior year abroad in 1976, she met a dashing young Frenchman by breaking her leg and taking advantage of the excellent French healthcare system. She has lived and worked as a translator outside of Paris since 1978.